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So, at work we have to purge the database of old ads every few months, and my boss ususally does it. After a while, he gets upset that the purge won't work. It errors out on "no such day." He is trying to purge from 7/31 to 9/31.
"Boss, there's no September 31st" I say.
He says "Yeah? Then what's this date on the calendar?"
Sure enough, our calendar (From Quality Printing, no less) has a 31 day September.

The End.

Once I realized this then it became a simple matter of pattern matching to draw other parts of the matrix to our quantum locale. While this, at first, seems problematic it is really a trivial matter. By realizing that matter is an illusion caused by energy being in phase and that as energy flowed through the matrix that it would change quantum signatures and, thus, time coordinates. Two protons sitting side by side could actually be the same proton from two different points in time. Thus, really, control of one particle could be viewed as control of them all as the particle flips back and forth through the dimensional vertex of the matrix. So, by calculating which semi-directional coordinates I needed I could extrapolate from this what quantum signature I needed to realign an event to our current space-time. In a nutshell, I just had to calculate when a black hole would be most probable to be in this space-time coordinate. I figured the eventual heat death of the universe would be close enough.

Since when is this a turn taking process?

No thanks. That bowl of Loostener's I ate really did a number over on me. Excuse me, gotta run!

Just don't let the kids get too close, those Rumble Robots sound a little bitter! Ha ha!
Finally, folks, we have rounded out the set with a number of selections from MC Albert E. and Mixmaster Wily, like this great little hip-hop ditty from way back in 2002.

You'd have to be careful, though, if you tried to put it into foods that needed to be cooked. It sublimes at 352 degrees Fahrenheit, and melts at 460 F, and can decompose into toxic oxides.

Gears of funky, feisty love. Bow-chicka-BOW-wow.